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Rude Text Messages
Q: hw DY kip yr hubby frm readN yr Emsg?
A: Rename d mail folder 2 “instruction manuals”
Q: hws bn @ a singles bar diFrent frm goin to d circus?
A: @ d circus d clowns dnt tlk.
Q. Y? do women clse their Iyz durin sx?
A. dey cnt st& 2C a man av a gud tym.
I’m nt ofendd by ll d dum blonde jokes coz IK I’m nt dum… +I also knw dat I’m nt blonde.
Yo Mammas so f@, her cereal bowl came W a lifeguard.
Rude Text Messages
A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and
Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?
3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet,
ann & jan go on a date,
1 of the boys says “jesus u have big feet
“ann replys “u should see our fannys theyre huge!
