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Rude Text Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
What do you call a 400 pound woman who likes both men and women?
A bisexual built for 2.
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
Husband says; ‘You know when I’m gone you’ll never find another man link me.’
His wife replies; ‘What makes you think I’d want another man like you!’
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
Rude Text Messages
A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and
Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?
3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet,
ann & jan go on a date,
1 of the boys says “jesus u have big feet
“ann replys “u should see our fannys theyre huge!
