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Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she rlly sits around the house!
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “did you know there is a drink named after you?” the grasshopper says “Why would you name a drink Jeff?”
What kind of bee gives milk? BooBEES!!
What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant!
U so short u have to look up to look down.
Yo mamma so ugly wen she wz born, yr mum z, “What a booty!” n yr dad z, “Yea ltz go bury it”
