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A :*) man wz stumbling dwn d st W 1 Ft on d curb n 1 Ft n d gutter. A cop pulled ^ n z, “You r undR arrest 4 bn drunk”
dman askD, “Officer, r u sure I’m :*)?”
“Yup, I’m sure,” z d officer. “Lez go.”
breathn a sigh of relief, d :*) man z, “Thank god! I thort I wz crippled.”

Y? cnt blondes mke ice cubes?
coz dey alw 4gt d recipe

Conserve loo ppr, uz both sides.

Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you’re ready.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

Tonight there will be an ice cream party. All ladies giving milk please come early.

Sorry I am late, I couldn’t find the remote control to the remote control.

Sorry, I am having an out of money experience.