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You know what they say about life beginning at 40?
Well, they’re lying!

I’ll be 40 soon, and I was going to title my party- “Nearer to Death than Birth”!
It’s got a nice ring to it ,don’t you think ?

Save all hairs that come loose when you brush your hair – one day medical science may develop a means of replanting them.

Look twenty years younger in an instant – borrow a baby and train it to call you ‘mummy’.

Buy a computer, digital camera and a MP3 player. Although you’re incapable of understanding how to use them at least you’ll appear trendy.