Saucy Text Messages
Sex is like a maths test..Me plus u..subtract the clothes..add the bed..divide the legs and multiply the orgasms..
Sex is good sex is class whip me baby spank my ass.doggy style 69 lick me out make me smile if u want me in the sac lick ur lips and txt me back.
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don’t get an erection but you look fucking hard!
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Mature Jokes 1 by major
Gamot
Dati ang gamot
sa sakit ng ulo
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kispirin at yakapsul
ngaun hindi na daw
uso un!!
ano n uso??
BiogeSEX!
Pwdng gawin
kht wlng
laman ang tiyan.
Rude Text Messages by major
A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and
Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?
3 sisters.
Jack And Jill by major
Jack and Jill went up da hill
2 have a little fun
Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son.
