Rude Text Messages

By major • October 1, 2008

A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these!

If your right leg was thanksgiving and
Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?

3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet,
ann & jan go on a date,
1 of the boys says “jesus u have big feet
“ann replys “u should see our fannys theyre huge!

NEWSFLASH…
scientists have made a breakthrough &
discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells.
Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out!

Last nite i wantd u.
needed u so badly dat it hurt.
wantd 2 taste u.
i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me…
but i couldnt find u.
u stupid..
PARACETAMOL!

Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs &
whats in between!

He came 2 me 1 nite…
explored my body…
licked-sucked-swallowed &
had his fill…
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN MOSQUITO

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