Rude Text Messages
Q: hw DY kip yr hubby frm readN yr Emsg?
A: Rename d mail folder 2 “instruction manuals”
Q: hws bn @ a singles bar diFrent frm goin to d circus?
A: @ d circus d clowns dnt tlk.
Q. Y? do women clse their Iyz durin sx?
A. dey cnt st& 2C a man av a gud tym.
I’m nt ofendd by ll d dum blonde jokes coz IK I’m nt dum… +I also knw dat I’m nt blonde.
Yo Mammas so f@, her cereal bowl came W a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma S so f@, her (_!_) l%ks lk 2 pigs fytin ovr a moo dud.
yF sEz 2 her hubby, ‘Give me sum csh coz I nd 2 gt a bra’,
hubby replies, ‘what wd u nd 2 do dat for… u avent got NEfin 2 put n it!’
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