Rude Text Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
What do you call a 400 pound woman who likes both men and women?
A bisexual built for 2.
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
Husband says; ‘You know when I’m gone you’ll never find another man link me.’
His wife replies; ‘What makes you think I’d want another man like you!’
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
‘Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.’ ‘Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.’
How about never? Is never good for you?
I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
Love thy neighbor all through the day… but first make sure her husband’s away!
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a darn.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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A guy wlks ^ 2 a gal ina bar n asks,
"Do u wn2 play mgic?"
"What's dat?" she replies.
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The three wonders of a woman:
-give milk w/out eating grass
-get wet /out water
-bleed for a week w/out going 2 die.
Rude Text Messages by major
Q: hw DY kip yr hubby frm readN yr Emsg?
A: Rename d mail folder 2 "instruction manuals"
Q: hws bn @ a singles bar diFrent frm goin to d circus?
A: @ d circus d clowns dnt tlk.
Balance Of Nature by major
Last nite i had a dream abt U.
