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Saucy Text Messages

Saucy Text Messages

Sex is like a maths test..Me plus u..subtract the clothes..add the bed..divide the legs and multiply the orgasms..

Sex is good sex is class whip me baby spank my ass.doggy style 69 lick me out make me smile if u want me in the sac lick ur lips and txt me back.

Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

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40th Birthday Jokes

40th Birthday Jokes

You know what they say about life beginning at 40?
Well, they’re lying!

I’ll be 40 soon, and I was going to title my party- “Nearer to Death than Birth”!
It’s got a nice ring to it ,don’t you think ?

Save all hairs that come loose when you brush your hair – one day medical science may develop a means of replanting them.

Look twenty years younger in an instant – borrow a baby and train it to call you ‘mummy’.

Buy a computer, digital camera and a MP3 player. Although you’re incapable of understanding how to use them at least you’ll appear trendy.

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Friendship Quotes

Friendship Quotes

I thank God for the way he made you, distinct, special and
unique. You were not made from a common mold.
~ Erwin W. Lutzer

“Silence is the true friend that never betrays.”
~ Confucius

“Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.”
~ Bible: Ecclesiastes

“One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.”
~ Euripides

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Love Quotes

Love Quotes

I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain signing to it…you and you alone make me feel that I am alive…Other men, it is said, have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

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SMS Poems

SMS Poems

BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

DOVE
when the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor

KISS
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!

HUH?
As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky… i wonder…
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?

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