Mature Jokes 1

By major • October 13, 2007

Gamot
Dati ang gamot
sa sakit ng ulo

ay
kispirin at yakapsul

ngaun hindi na daw
uso un!!

ano n uso??

BiogeSEX!

Pwdng gawin
kht wlng
laman ang tiyan…

panu ingat…

Infant Sized
Tilapvoy: B4 we get married i want u 2 know that my dick is like an infant.

GF: ok lang, i still luv u kahit maliit yan.

(during honeymoon)

GF Nay ko po! kala ko ba parang infant?

Tilapvoy: parang infant nga, 8lbs, 12 inches…….

Hold-up
(BUS hinold-up)
HOLDUPPER: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito!
POKPOK: ako na lang po! maawa po kayo sa kanila!
MADRE: Wehh!! Epal!! Lahat nga daw eh!!.. PAKIALAMERA!

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A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these! If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays? 3 sisters.

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