PinoyTextJokes

It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack.
It’s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

I’ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain,
can u cum down the police station and show them it’s a mistake?

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,
dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

A man can kiss his wife goodbye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my ass!

i tried to call you from a payphone last night.
i put my doner card in by mistake,
it cost me an arm and a leg!

Hi i am dying to c u,
i want to talk to u seriously,
but I cant get 2 u,
dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour,
take a pic of urself n send me it,
i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty…
so the world needs YOU after all!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life.
John came fifth he won a toaster

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over.
Nobody was home

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window…
I look down & den… i lauf again