Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went up da hill
2 have a little fun
Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son
If you liked that txt, then try these...
Mature Jokes 1 by major
Gamot
Dati ang gamot
sa sakit ng ulo
ay
kispirin at yakapsul
ngaun hindi na daw
uso un!!
ano n uso??
BiogeSEX!
Pwdng gawin
kht wlng
laman ang tiyan.
Rude Text Messages by major
A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and
Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?
3 sisters.
Saucy Text Messages by major
Sex is like a maths test.








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