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You asked for a candle and got the sun.

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A :*) man wz stumbling dwn d st W 1 Ft on d curb n 1 Ft n d gutter.

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Sex is like a maths test.

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hw DY unload a truk ful of X-( babies? A pitchfork! waz pink n hrd? A :@) W a knfe A bear n a buny r sittN ina 4st takN a sht.

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Q: hw DY kip yr hubby frm readN yr Emsg? A: Rename d mail folder 2 "instruction manuals" Q: hws bn @ a singles bar diFrent frm goin to d circus? A: @ d circus d clowns dnt tlk.