Hilarious Text Jokes
Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she rlly sits around the house!
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “did you know there is a drink named after you?” the grasshopper says “Why would you name a drink Jeff?”
What kind of bee gives milk? BooBEES!!
What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant!
U so short u have to look up to look down.
Yo mamma so ugly wen she wz born, yr mum z, “What a booty!” n yr dad z, “Yea ltz go bury it”
DY knw h2 save a drowning lwyR? taK yr Ft off hs hed.
DdU heA bout d ldy hu gave brth 2 a blok of w%d?
dey sA she wz nailed by a carpenter!
w@ did d blonde’s ryt leg sA 2 d lft leg? Ø. They’ve nvr met.
hw mnE economists dz it taK 2 screw ina lyt bulb? nun. f d lyt bulb realy needed changiN, mkt forces wd av alrdy cauzd it 2 hpn.
A businessman gets on an vator alrdy busy? by a blond. She *grins* @ d guy n ina perky voiC sEz, “T.G.I.F!”.
d guy l%ks @ her n replies, “S.H.I.T.!”.
d blond’s falters a bit as she digests d man’s response. thN she *grins* her Bgst, friendliest n sEz, “T.G.I.F.!”.
agn dman responds by sAyn, “S.H.I.T.!”.
d wmn S oviusly quite ^set n asks d guy, “Don’t UNo dat T.G.I.F means Thank God Its Friday?”.
d guy sEz,”Yes I do, n S.H.I.T. means sry hon Its Thursday!”.
Yo mama so lamo she got locked ina grocery stoR n starvd!
Yo mama so lamo she got stabbed ina sh%t ot.
Yo mama so lamo she bawt a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so lamo she finx a quarterback S a refund!
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Girls text joke by major
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-bleed for a week w/out going 2 die.
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Rude Text Messages by major
Q: hw DY kip yr hubby frm readN yr Emsg?
A: Rename d mail folder 2 "instruction manuals"
Q: hws bn @ a singles bar diFrent frm goin to d circus?
A: @ d circus d clowns dnt tlk.
Dirty Text Message Jokes by major
hw DY unload a truk ful of X-( babies?
A pitchfork!
waz pink n hrd?
A :@) W a knfe
A bear n a buny r sittN ina 4st takN a sht.
