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A :*) man wz stumbling dwn d st W 1 Ft on d curb n 1 Ft n d gutter. A cop pulled ^ n z, “You r undR arrest 4 bn drunk”
dman askD, “Officer, r u sure I’m :*)?”
“Yup, I’m sure,” z d officer. “Lez go.”
breathn a sigh of relief, d :*) man z, “Thank god! I thort I wz crippled.”
Y? cnt blondes mke ice cubes?
coz dey alw 4gt d recipe
Conserve loo ppr, uz both sides.
A 5-o officer stopD a motorist hu wz speeding dwn Main st.
“But officer,” dman began, “I cn Xpln.”
“Just B shh,” snapped d officer. “I’m gunA let u QLk yr heels n jail ’til d chief gets bac.”
“But, officer, I jst wtd 2 sA,” “And I z 2 kip shh! ur gunA jail!”
A few hrs l8r d officer lOkd n on hs prisoner n z, “Lucky 4U dat d chief’s @ hs daughter’s weddin… He’ll B ina gud mood wen he gets bac.”
Don’t count on it,” ansD d fellow n d cell. “I’m d groom.”
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hw DY unload a truk ful of X-( babies?
A pitchfork!
waz pink n hrd?
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Q: hw DY kip yr hubby frm readN yr Emsg?
A: Rename d mail folder 2 "instruction manuals"
Q: hws bn @ a singles bar diFrent frm goin to d circus?
A: @ d circus d clowns dnt tlk.
Dirty Text Messages by major
A guy wlks ^ 2 a gal ina bar n asks,
"Do u wn2 play mgic?"
"What's dat?" she replies.
