Funniest Text Messages
A :*) man wz stumbling dwn d st W 1 Ft on d curb n 1 Ft n d gutter. A cop pulled ^ n z, “You r undR arrest 4 bn drunk”
dman askD, “Officer, r u sure I’m :*)?”
“Yup, I’m sure,” z d officer. “Lez go.”
breathn a sigh of relief, d :*) man z, “Thank god! I thort I wz crippled.”
Y? cnt blondes mke ice cubes?
coz dey alw 4gt d recipe
Conserve loo ppr, uz both sides.
A 5-o officer stopD a motorist hu wz speeding dwn Main st.
“But officer,” dman began, “I cn Xpln.”
“Just B shh,” snapped d officer. “I’m gunA let u QLk yr heels n jail ’til d chief gets bac.”
“But, officer, I jst wtd 2 sA,” “And I z 2 kip shh! ur gunA jail!”
A few hrs l8r d officer lOkd n on hs prisoner n z, “Lucky 4U dat d chief’s @ hs daughter’s weddin… He’ll B ina gud mood wen he gets bac.”
Don’t count on it,” ansD d fellow n d cell. “I’m d groom.”
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Dirty Text Message Jokes by major
hw DY unload a truk ful of X-( babies?
A pitchfork!
waz pink n hrd?
A :@) W a knfe
A bear n a buny r sittN ina 4st takN a sht.
Rude Text Messages by major
Q: hw DY kip yr hubby frm readN yr Emsg?
A: Rename d mail folder 2 "instruction manuals"
Q: hws bn @ a singles bar diFrent frm goin to d circus?
A: @ d circus d clowns dnt tlk.
Just Pure Text Jokes by major
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack.
Girls text joke by major
The three wonders of a woman:
-give milk w/out eating grass
-get wet /out water
-bleed for a week w/out going 2 die.
Hilarious Text Jokes by major
Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she rlly sits around the house!
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
