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I thank God for the way he made you, distinct, special and
unique. You were not made from a common mold.
~ Erwin W. Lutzer

“Silence is the true friend that never betrays.”
~ Confucius

“Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.”
~ Bible: Ecclesiastes

“One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.”
~ Euripides

“Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe unto him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.”
~ The Bible: Ecclesiastes 4:9-10.

“We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence of their help in need.”
~ Epicurus

“Friends show their love in times of trouble…”
~ Euripides

“A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.”
~ Homer

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
~ Aristotle

“Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.”
~ Artistotle

“A faithful friend is the medicine of life.”
~ Apocrypha

“Never shall I forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours.”
~ Ludwig van Beethoven

“A friend is like an oreo,
its not always that great,
but it always gets better!”
~ Erin Westbrook

“Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead
Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
~ Albert Carnus

“Remember friends as you pass by,
As you are now so once was I.
As low as I you once must be,
Prepare yourself and follow me.”
~ Gravestone from the 1800s

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