Dirty Text Messages

A guy wlks ^ 2 a gal ina bar n asks,
“Do u wn2 play mgic?”
“What’s dat?” she replies.
he continues, ”
You cum b2 my plce, av sx, thN DSapER.”

“Doctor, dr, I kip seein lil blk spots B4 my Iyz.”
“Have u seen a dr B4?”
“No, jst lil blk spots.”

Patient: I alw C spots B4 my Iyz.
Doc: Didn’t d nu glasses hlp?
Patient: Sure, now IC d spots mch clearer.

dis 65 y/o wmn S Nked, jumpN ^ n dwn on her bed laffin n singin. Her hubby wlks N2 d bdrm n sEz her. He watches her awhle thN sEz, “You l%k ridiculous, w@ on erth RU doiN?”
She sEz, “I jst got my check-up n my dr sEz Ive d tits of an eighteen-year-old.” She strts laffin n jumpN agn.
He sEz, “Yeah, ryt. n w@ did he sA bout yr 65 yo (_!_)?”
She sEz, “Well, yr nAm nvr came ^.”

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