Dirty SMS Jokes
sex is good
sex is class
whip me baby
spank my ass.
doggy style 69
lick me out make me smile
if u want me in the sac
lick ur lips and txt me back.
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Press down please
one more time ,
ok more
YES ahh ohh
yes just there
yeah baby harder,
HARDER,
this feels SO GOOD!
mmm yeah baby
now THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Your wife is ur right hand..
but in the absence of ur wife..
ur right hand becomes your wife…
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Men are like tape recorder…..
Forward,Backward,Forward,Backward,
Forward,Backward, stop Eject……
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I luv when u go downon me
u relieve so much stress and
tension but when i feel it
gettin good u go back up….
damn gas prices!!!
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I have good news the technology
of condoms has improved
there 4 mistakes like u
will never happen again.
Pass this on to other mistakes.
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