Erap Jokes 1
Erap And The Steward
Steward: Sir, are you done?
Erap: No, I’m Erap
Steward: I mean are you finished sir?
Erap: No, I’m a Filipino.
Steward: I mean are you through?
Erap: What do you think of me, false?
Erap At Starbucks
Erap: Waiter, isang kape nga!
Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba?
Erap: Syempre! Bobo! Lahat ng kape, de cup!
Bakit, may nakaplato ba?!
Kangaroos (in a visit to Australia)
Reporter: Mr. President, how was your visit to Australia?
Erap: Well, it was nice. I saw many dangaroos.
Reporter: Sir, you mean, kangaroos?
Erap: No! Dangaroos! It was written:
“Beware, these animals are dangaroos(dangerous)!”
