Funniest Text Messages
Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you’re ready.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.
Tonight there will be an ice cream party. All ladies giving milk please come early.
Sorry I am late, I couldn’t find the remote control to the remote control.
Sorry, I am having an out of money experience.
Dirty Text Messages
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PAJAMAS?
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
Halloween Jokes 2
What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime…
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich…
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone…
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets…
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath…
What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure…
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation…
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
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Saucy Text Messages
Sex is like a maths test..Me plus u..subtract the clothes..add the bed..divide the legs and multiply the orgasms..
Sex is good sex is class whip me baby spank my ass.doggy style 69 lick me out make me smile if u want me in the sac lick ur lips and txt me back.
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
