PinoyTextJokes

A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these!

If your right leg was thanksgiving and
Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?

3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet,
ann & jan go on a date,
1 of the boys says “jesus u have big feet
“ann replys “u should see our fannys theyre huge!

You asked for a candle and got the sun.
You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean.
You asked for a cute friend and got ME.
Suwerte mo talaga.

Girl ur clever, girl ur smart,
girl ur like a work of art,
girl ur sexy,girl ur fine,
d only thing u aint is mine!

Upon waking up, I asked God to send you an angle to keep you safe through the day.
So get up now and take a bath so you won’t scare the angel away.

sex is good
sex is class
whip me baby
spank my ass.

doggy style 69
lick me out make me smile
if u want me in the sac
lick ur lips and txt me back.

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Press down please
one more time ,
ok more
YES ahh ohh
yes just there
yeah baby harder,
HARDER,
this feels SO GOOD!
mmm yeah baby
now THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Your wife is ur right hand..
but in the absence of ur wife..
ur right hand becomes your wife…

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Touch ur heart, close ur eyes,
make a wish, say good nite,
sky so wide, stars so bright,
off the light, sleep tight

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I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I’m gonna wish u a wonderful Night!

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Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjy ur time GOOD’NITE!

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THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING
NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE

Jack and Jill went up da hill
2 have a little fun
Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son