Hilarious Text Jokes
Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she rlly sits around the house!
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “did you know there is a drink named after you?” the grasshopper says “Why would you name a drink Jeff?”
What kind of bee gives milk? BooBEES!!
What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant!
U so short u have to look up to look down.
Yo mamma so ugly wen she wz born, yr mum z, “What a booty!” n yr dad z, “Yea ltz go bury it”
Rude Text Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
What do you call a 400 pound woman who likes both men and women?
A bisexual built for 2.
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
Husband says; ‘You know when I’m gone you’ll never find another man link me.’
His wife replies; ‘What makes you think I’d want another man like you!’
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
Drinking text jokes
I am not drunk, I can lay on the floor without holding on!
Ocifer, I am not too drive to drunk!
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Girls text joke
The three wonders of a woman:
-give milk w/out eating grass
-get wet /out water
-bleed for a week w/out going 2 die
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Dirty Text Message Jokes
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
