Rude Text Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
What do you call a 400 pound woman who likes both men and women?
A bisexual built for 2.
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
Husband says; ‘You know when I’m gone you’ll never find another man link me.’
His wife replies; ‘What makes you think I’d want another man like you!’
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
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Funny New Year Text Messages
New Year Prayer
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Q. What are New Year’s resolutions
A. Things that go in one year and out the other.
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A couple invited some people to celebrate a New Year’s First Dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their six year old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.
Tanungan 1
Mount Everest
Why do they call the Worlds’ highest mountain Mount Everest ? At 29.000 feet in height while climbing it , you can’t ever rest ! .
Kulangot
Tanong: Baket ang pinoy, kapag nangungulangot, tinitingnan ang kulangot niya???
Sagot: Baka daw may-Free!!!
Esmyuskeee
Emsyuskee anong Wood ang lumilipad..
ANOO!!!!!!!
EDi PlyWood
NYEEEEEE!!!!!!
Yes Or No
sino ang nagsabing madali ang “fill in the blank” question. sige nga, sagutin mo nga ito ng YES or NO?
1.______, i am not a normal person.
