Where Can I Read Funny Text Messages
If you love sending jokes via sms to your friends, I am sure that you always ask this to yourself, “Where can I read funny text messages?”
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Want to start sending now? Then pick from our recommended funny text messages:
Funny New Year Text Messages
New Year Prayer
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Q. What are New Year’s resolutions
A. Things that go in one year and out the other.
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A couple invited some people to celebrate a New Year’s First Dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their six year old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.
Tanungan 1
Mount Everest
Why do they call the Worlds’ highest mountain Mount Everest ? At 29.000 feet in height while climbing it , you can’t ever rest ! .
Kulangot
Tanong: Baket ang pinoy, kapag nangungulangot, tinitingnan ang kulangot niya???
Sagot: Baka daw may-Free!!!
Esmyuskeee
Emsyuskee anong Wood ang lumilipad..
ANOO!!!!!!!
EDi PlyWood
NYEEEEEE!!!!!!
Yes Or No
sino ang nagsabing madali ang “fill in the blank” question. sige nga, sagutin mo nga ito ng YES or NO?
1.______, i am not a normal person.
