Saucy Text Messages
Sex is like a maths test..Me plus u..subtract the clothes..add the bed..divide the legs and multiply the orgasms..
Sex is good sex is class whip me baby spank my ass.doggy style 69 lick me out make me smile if u want me in the sac lick ur lips and txt me back.
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Rude Text Messages
A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and
Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?
3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet,
ann & jan go on a date,
1 of the boys says “jesus u have big feet
“ann replys “u should see our fannys theyre huge!
Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went up da hill
2 have a little fun
Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son
Mature Jokes 1
Gamot
Dati ang gamot
sa sakit ng ulo
ay
kispirin at yakapsul
ngaun hindi na daw
uso un!!
ano n uso??
BiogeSEX!
Pwdng gawin
kht wlng
laman ang tiyan…
panu ingat…
Infant Sized
Tilapvoy: B4 we get married i want u 2 know that my dick is like an infant.
GF: ok lang, i still luv u kahit maliit yan.
(during honeymoon)
GF Nay ko po! kala ko ba parang infant?
Tilapvoy: parang infant nga, 8lbs, 12 inches…….
