Funniest Text Messages
Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you’re ready.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.
Tonight there will be an ice cream party. All ladies giving milk please come early.
Sorry I am late, I couldn’t find the remote control to the remote control.
Sorry, I am having an out of money experience.
Santa Is A Man
Santa Claus could never have been a woman!
Who else but a man would:
Be really generous once a year,
Be totally uninvolved the other 11 months,
(And 29 days, we’ll give him Christmas Eve & Day),
And yet think he was a saint?
One more reason Santa has to be a man:
No woman is going to wear the same outfit, year after year.
