Rude Text Jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
What do you call a 400 pound woman who likes both men and women?
A bisexual built for 2.
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
Husband says; ‘You know when I’m gone you’ll never find another man link me.’
His wife replies; ‘What makes you think I’d want another man like you!’
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
Girls text joke
The three wonders of a woman:
-give milk w/out eating grass
-get wet /out water
-bleed for a week w/out going 2 die
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Balance Of Nature
Last nite i had a dream abt U…
I saw that we’re both were getting married on the same day…
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not…
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
“BALANCE OF NATURE”…!!!
Just Pure Text Jokes
It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack.
It’s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
I’ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain,
can u cum down the police station and show them it’s a mistake?
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,
dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
