Balance Of Nature
Last nite i had a dream abt U…
I saw that we’re both were getting married on the same day…
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not…
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
“BALANCE OF NATURE”…!!!
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