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Do you know why so many marriages don’t last?
Answer: Because at the wedding, the bride doesn’t marry the best man.

10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DONT HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DONT HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WONT HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DONT HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?

BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER

LOng Time Ago….
Only idiots used….
to read my SMS And Today,

The history continues…

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

“Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.”
-Shakespeare

“If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.”
-Unknown

“You don’t marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.”
-Unknown

“Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.”
-Saint-Exupery

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
-Ingrid Bergman