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oops! i miss “U”

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U’n me forever..
and ever and ever!

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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

Touch ur heart, close ur eyes,
make a wish, say good nite,
sky so wide, stars so bright,
off the light, sleep tight

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I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I’m gonna wish u a wonderful Night!

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Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjy ur time GOOD’NITE!

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THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING
NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE

Jack and Jill went up da hill
2 have a little fun
Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son

i love
sleeping..

wanna
know y?

“wel its bcoz
sleeping is my only
way of escaping from
the pain which i cant
bear when im awake”

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Last nite i had a dream abt U…
I saw that we’re both were getting married on the same day…
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not…
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
“BALANCE OF NATURE”…!!!