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A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes and says iron these!

If your right leg was thanksgiving and
Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?

3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet,
ann & jan go on a date,
1 of the boys says “jesus u have big feet
“ann replys “u should see our fannys theyre huge!

You asked for a candle and got the sun.
You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean.
You asked for a cute friend and got ME.
Suwerte mo talaga.

Girl ur clever, girl ur smart,
girl ur like a work of art,
girl ur sexy,girl ur fine,
d only thing u aint is mine!

Upon waking up, I asked God to send you an angle to keep you safe through the day.
So get up now and take a bath so you won’t scare the angel away.

I’ve made so many mistakes in my life,
but something I did right was to have you as a friend
and I definitely wont make another mistake
of losing someone like you.

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My heart’s like an open book,
it depends on how u read me.
Don”t judge me by my cover..
Look in and discover..
i will be ur True friend
for ever…

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Words begin with ….A….B….C….Number begin with….1….2….3….Music begin with….SA….RE….GA….BUT….? FRIENDSHIP begins with….”You&Me”

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I don’t remember where we met,
or how or when or why.
I only knew that when we did
I found in you a “Friend.”

Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but
despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and
true So dont go changing old for new!

i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game
and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

sex is good
sex is class
whip me baby
spank my ass.

doggy style 69
lick me out make me smile
if u want me in the sac
lick ur lips and txt me back.

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Press down please
one more time ,
ok more
YES ahh ohh
yes just there
yeah baby harder,
HARDER,
this feels SO GOOD!
mmm yeah baby
now THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Your wife is ur right hand..
but in the absence of ur wife..
ur right hand becomes your wife…

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