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Mature Jokes 1

Gamot
Dati ang gamot
sa sakit ng ulo

ay
kispirin at yakapsul

ngaun hindi na daw
uso un!!

ano n uso??

BiogeSEX!

Pwdng gawin
kht wlng
laman ang tiyan…

panu ingat…

Infant Sized
Tilapvoy: B4 we get married i want u 2 know that my dick is like an infant.

GF: ok lang, i still luv u kahit maliit yan.

(during honeymoon)

GF Nay ko po! kala ko ba parang infant?

Tilapvoy: parang infant nga, 8lbs, 12 inches…….

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Erap Jokes 1

Erap And The Steward
Steward: Sir, are you done?
Erap: No, I’m Erap
Steward: I mean are you finished sir?
Erap: No, I’m a Filipino.
Steward: I mean are you through?
Erap: What do you think of me, false?

Erap At Starbucks
Erap: Waiter, isang kape nga!
Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba?
Erap: Syempre! Bobo! Lahat ng kape, de cup!
Bakit, may nakaplato ba?!

Kangaroos (in a visit to Australia)
Reporter: Mr. President, how was your visit to Australia?
Erap: Well, it was nice. I saw many dangaroos.
Reporter: Sir, you mean, kangaroos?
Erap: No! Dangaroos! It was written:
“Beware, these animals are dangaroos(dangerous)!”

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