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Send them to PinoyTextJokes (@t) noonanco.com! Halloween Quotes 1
On Hallowe’en the thing
you must do
Is pretend that nothing
can frighten you
An’ if somethin’ scares you
and you want to run
Jus’ let on like
it’s Hallowe’en fun.
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.
‘Tis the night - the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.
Halloween Humor
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite…
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite…
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray…
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck…
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…
Campus Humor 1
Pwera Ka
teacher: juan,give me example of puera….
juan: (tagalog version to kasi spanish yun)Lahat ng guro’t principal dito sa eskwelahang ito ay magaganda at mapopogi.
teacher: mahaba…very good juan but where is puera??
juan: puera ka!!!
Green Name
mr.marquez:bata,anong pangalan mo?
bata:sir,LUCKY T. TINIO!!!
mr.marquez:TANG INA MO GAGO KA!!!
Pantynago
Anak: tay tumambling ako kanina sa skul
Tatay: anak dba sabi ko sau wag kang tatambling at makikita pantie mo
Anak: weeee… tay indi nila nakita!
Tatay: ???????
Anak: kc tay tinago ko sa bag ko
Call Center Bloopers
Actual c0nversati0n sa isang technicaL acc0unt sa C-Cubed (Cust0mer C0ntact Center) habang nakabarge sa bidang agent na it0 yung seni0r rep ng team
niLa:
Tanungan 1
Mount Everest
Why do they call the Worlds’ highest mountain Mount Everest ? At 29.000 feet in height while climbing it , you can’t ever rest ! .
Kulangot
Tanong: Baket ang pinoy, kapag nangungulangot, tinitingnan ang kulangot niya???
Sagot: Baka daw may-Free!!!
Esmyuskeee
Emsyuskee anong Wood ang lumilipad..
ANOO!!!!!!!
EDi PlyWood
NYEEEEEE!!!!!!
Yes Or No
sino ang nagsabing madali ang “fill in the blank” question. sige nga, sagutin mo nga ito ng YES or NO?
1.______, i am not a normal person.
