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Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

What do you call a 400 pound woman who likes both men and women?
A bisexual built for 2.

I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

Husband says; ‘You know when I’m gone you’ll never find another man link me.’
His wife replies; ‘What makes you think I’d want another man like you!’

Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.

I am not drunk, I can lay on the floor without holding on!

Ocifer, I am not too drive to drunk!

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The three wonders of a woman:

-give milk w/out eating grass

-get wet /out water

-bleed for a week w/out going 2 die

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Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!

If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!

Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you’re ready.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

Tonight there will be an ice cream party. All ladies giving milk please come early.

Sorry I am late, I couldn’t find the remote control to the remote control.

Sorry, I am having an out of money experience.