Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went up da hill
2 have a little fun
Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son
SMS Quote July 5 2008
i love
sleeping..
wanna
know y?
“wel its bcoz
sleeping is my only
way of escaping from
the pain which i cant
bear when im awake”
from:+639297272495
Balance Of Nature
Last nite i had a dream abt U…
I saw that we’re both were getting married on the same day…
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not…
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
“BALANCE OF NATURE”…!!!
Marriages Don’t Last
Do you know why so many marriages don’t last?
Answer: Because at the wedding, the bride doesn’t marry the best man.
Ten advantures of not having Love
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DONT HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DONT HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WONT HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DONT HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER
